What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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Its butt.
What does a vegan zombie eat?
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Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
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WATAAAAARR!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
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He got a little behind in his work
My thanks to The Oatmeal
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